Well, here’s a funny idea! A Calendar for 2012 including all of the cool colour sketches I made over the course of 2011.
It also includes 3 sketches that I have never uploaded here (exclusive content!) and of course, they’re all at their full original size in glossy colour, rather than resized or shopped for wallpaper usage. Of course, this entire little thing is for my own usage, but if, for whatever reason, you’re still strapped for a 2012 calendar and would like my artwork adorning your wall, then this thing is available for public purchase below.
It is almost entirely populated by Anime and Game females. Check out the ‘Artworks’ category or ‘Sketches’ Tag to your right for some idea as to what this entails. There’s some fanservice, as always, so the calendar would probably be rated PG-13 for minor nudity. Or something. You have been warned.
By and the by, I make a “vast” £1 from each one, so much like Aniventure I’m not exactly making a song or trying to fleece you. Of course, I realise that at this time of year, calendars start to become cheaper for stock clearance in any case, but oh well, sadly there’s not alot I can do about that. For a 20% discount until the 3rd February: CHERUBUK305
This applies not only to my calendars, but also Aniventure, and indeed anything up to the value of £200 from Lulu.
To visit the purchase page, CLICK HERE.
To view a preview version (all 12 months); click the small “Preview” link available in the above purchase page on Lulu’s website, or alternatively you can click here to view a local pdf copy. The local version is BIG (17mb) so prepare for your net browser to be raped.
This above preview PDF is actually the final version; so theoretically, if you have access to an A3 colour laser printer, 140 GSM gloss paper, and ringbinding ability, you could make your own version. I’m not going to stop you; heck, if you have that kind of hardware, all the power to ya! But if you do and you like it, please leave a comment or something so I know its worth doing this type of thing in the future.Anyway, I last made myself a calendar for 2008. It was a cool little thing I made in Photoshop and MS Publisher with some of my favourite images from moe.imouto (now oreno.imouto.org). Of course, it made my poor old inkjet die on me. Good times. Naturally, since then I’ve never bothered due to resources, and this is still the case; I’m reluctant to abuse my laser’s toners due their obscene replacement costs; so I suddenly thought, ‘hey, I already have a relationship with Lulu, so why not get them to print me something instead!?’. Its the ‘well duh…’ moment of the year, since they’ve always offered calendar services. Sometimes I can be a bit dense, lol.
Anyhow, cya in the new year. I might <SHOCKHORROR!> actually put up a preview this season; but given the work one of those takes, it might be reduced in size or something. No promises, of course.
Spot the Difference: The Second Sortie
Posted in Anime, Games, Manga, Random, Visual Novel, tagged AkaneIro, Anime, Bakemonogatari, Commentary, Fate/Stay Night, Games, Hilarity, IGN guys, K-ON, Manga, Maria + Holic, Mindfuck, Proper Modern Magic, Random, Spot the difference, Thoughts, Touhou, Truth and Conflict, Visual Novel, Yoake Mae Yori Ruri Iro Na on October 2, 2009| 2 Comments »
Yeah, I know, its a day late. Busy, busy, etc.
Well, I haven’t got a specific anime this time like I had with the K-ON spot the difference. So this is really a miscellaneous bunch of spot the difference exercises, mainly showcasing ridiculous things that have been found in the anime and games world recently. Its also hopefully funny and perhaps even marginally educational. (LIES!)
Exercise 1: A Loli wearing nothing but a copy of Zelda: Twilight Princess?
Yup, The IGN guys even somehow managed to find their way into Bakemonogatari!
I had to rewind to see this again because I burst out laughing too hard.
The exercise here is to guess which part is causing the reaction. The Loli or the game?
I guess this meme has taken a life of its own. I believe they are known as bakagaijin on 2channel. Which is amusing.
Exercise 2: And behind magic curtain number 2, is… <drumroll>:
Its like that daft game of chance in Mario Party, where you just choose doors until you die. Except with curtains. And, uh, more lingeries.
Despite a ridiculously rushed and rather contrived ending, Gendai Yokou Mahou had its moments like this. It amazed me to see the curtains opening simultaneously apparently by Kaho’s telekinesis. She’s so hardcore, she doesn’t even have to look to know its going to be an unfair deity moment.
Speaking of mystery curtains, why aren’t there any cheesy gameshows on television anymore? Everybody loves the Price is Right and Strike It Lucky. Or am I just showing my age? (or perhaps my disgust at so called ‘reality television’, which is drivel in my opinion).
And I just see Yumiko being that obligatory girl modelling on the top prize sports car. LOL.
Exercise 3: Testing your Trap Detection capabilities
Yessiree, you have 5 seconds to decide which of the above is male, and which is female.
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Times up! Answers on a postcard to the comment box.
Gotta Love Maria+Holic. Easily one of my favourite shows of the season it was in. Mainly because it was just innately WRONG, I suppose. And no, the above is not a trick question at all, which you will understand if you have actually watched the anime. One of the above is Maria, and one of the above is Shizu. One is a trap, the other is a reverse trap.
See, reading blogs is not a waste of time. This is actually developing survival skills! (well, survival skills for watching anime, anyway)
Exercise 4: Learning to play the pure/vile maiden guitar?
With you powers combined, I…AM…Captain Gibson!
Which do you think makes a better riff, Mio’s Panties or Matsurika’s Bloomers? Both are instruments of the finest caliber? Its hard to say, isn’t it? I guess some of these exercises are a bit mean. Sorry.
LOL, this combines the old and the new. That is to say, I managed to stuff some K-ON in here again, and double the Maria+Holic for double the fun.
Exercise 5: King of Heroes and Queen of Gaps: A match made in hell?
Yukari vs. Gilgamesh. Gap of Gensyoko vs. Gate of Babylon.
Holy cow, I’d pay good money to see that fight. But I don’t have to, as it is happening right above as I speak.
In before causing a storm of excrement, who wins? I imagine its a standstill. Depends on how many Flandres can be pulled out and their effectiveness against the blast of Ea. Are the roadsigns epic artefacts in same realm as noble phantasms? I’m sure Yukari thinks so.
Exercise 6: And we’ll be right back after this…
Lets go full circle to finish and close up with another comment from our new friends, the IGN bakagaijin guys!
Yoake Mae Yori Ruri Iro Na’s anime adaption was one of those that makes you lose your faith in humanity. I mean, everyone can tolerate some animation cuts, but the animation in this was…sheer eye cancer. The above shot of the Anime Feena is actually a pretty good shot as far as some of them go. The anime is legendary for the slanting eyes of doom and the never ending lettuce of death. So much so, it became known as Yoake Mae Yori Ruri Iro Na: Cabbage Love among more cynical 2channel viewers.
And of course, considering how amazing the ingame art is, many fans of everyones favourite lunar princess died a little inside that day.
Its also one of the reasons that I am VERY wary of most dating game adaptations these days. They can be done right, like with Akane Iro Somaru Saka. But more often than not, they can be done wrong. Very wrong, like the above. And VERY, very wrong, like the soul crushing travesty that is Da Capo Second Season.
Anyway, thats all for now. I’ve exhausted all the spot exercises I could think of! Enjoy!
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